Pages:TAoS Killing Duelmaster409

You traverse the internet looking for any possibly way to find his true identity coming up with nothing that could aid you in catching this most horrible of people.

Suddenly it comes to you, your squeegy. Your ability to annoy things until they eventually give in is legendary and perfect for this situation. You look back at a time when you were the master of all annoyingness and seemed with the energy of all things evil. Something catches your eye on a bookshelf.

Taking out a book on "How to be Squeegy for Dummies" which you made and published yourself you continue. The book has been on the best sellers list for Grue and Insane dictators for years to the point where everyone has given up on the idea that it will ever not grace this earth. You kiss the book feeling the energy of a more youthful Squeegy, one with fresh ideas and dream you that are not satisfied at the end of a grue filled adventure.

The action of embrassing the work of your former self brings new inspiration and you go to an ancient dark temple to train, coursing with evil building up by centuries of murder and sinister intentions. No living being can live here as the presence of you in your prime long ago sucked the life from the terrain. You go to the center and meditate trying to consolidate your annoying energies until you suck the temple dry.

Voices in your head, dark voices, draw you forward. Eyes red and vision blurred you are barely able to control your rediscovered talents to annoy. "Duelmaster409 must die" you tell yourself seething with hatred and anguish, nothing can calm you, nothing can divide you, and nothing can make you use the bathroom until you see him dead. Which is just as well for if for one second you lost focus on he whom you draw so much of your essence of being upon did not exists, you would for sure have fallen to the annoying side and been eaten by a grue.

Using your newly regained dark energy long since suffering from entropy what do you do?


 * Annoy the world with constant badgering
 * Threaten to make the IP providers join some sort of "Create your own adventure" website
 * Give up and instead join the world of politics