Creation:The Golden Potato

[This CYOA is now finished... kinda. Feel free to add more stuff, as long as you don't swear.]

"The Golden Potato is a mystical artifact, told of in legend. Nobody has ever come close to finding it, but we believe that we can! So sign up now, to join us on this exciting-" [You turn off the TV] An ancient treasure, huh? Sounds interesting... Maybe you should consider signing up.

Sure! Sounds great!

Meh. I'm just gonna have lunch.