You decide not to spam http://cyoa.wikia.com, and instead decide to chat with other BYONDers.
Squeegy: Hey guys, What's up?
Duelmaster409: Hey, Squeegy! Want a picture of muh nuts!?!?1/!?!
Squeegy: Shut the fuck up.
Receptionist: What the hell do you guys want NOW?
Duelmaster409: Squeegy's being MEAN TO MEEE!! =(
Squeegy: You're so fucking annoying. Shut up.
Duelmaster409: NOU
Squeegy: Oh my fucking God.
Duelmaster409: IMA GONNA TICKLEZ JU
Squeegy: That's it..
[ 1 ] Locate Duelmaster409's true identity and kill him.
[ 2 ] Locate Duelmaster409 and invite him over for buttsecs.